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Hello, Newgroundians! I am back from my trip yesterday to NYC for the baptism of Clora, my relat'ves new baby. And I had to draw a cross on her head or something. God, I feel so religous *shudders* but anyway afterwards I strutted toward a fancy hotel on the west coast. Oh, there was lots of food and drink's and people as well, but then I met this crazy little kid named Collin that was on this really high balcony and told me to hold some crazy camouflage hat while he dropped this white piece of paper into it. I refused. I was then on the stair's calling someone while my brother Adam was trying to climb up the bars faster than Collin. I got it all on video with my video-camera on my phone, too! And then the next thing I knew I was trying to climb also! And then we raced for a while to see who was faster. He slipped like 3 times and I was faster. So then we were looking and the window and I said
"Seagulls!"while I was also looking at a lady that was cleaning a window and showing her ass
"Fuck you stupid, seagulls!" Collin yelled at them
Then, The next thing I knew he was acting like he knew karate and said
"I'm gonna kick your ass!"
And then he started running toward me like a dart and then I was running on the walls
Literally!
Then I jumped off the wall and watched as he smashed into the wall.
Stupid bitch, I thought to myself.
He returned and tried again.
After a while Adam joined in
After fighting off both of them I eventually emerged victorious!

Hi. I have been on newgrounds since 2006, 1 year before the redesign. I just made an account now. And when did they add a Video Game section to the bbs?